March 19, 2010

The Government Sucks at Most Things

The Government Sucks at Most Things

By Alan Caruba

On the eve before Daylight Savings Time, I managed to break a wall clock in the process of trying to grasp it to “spring ahead.” It crashed to a counter top and gave up the ghost. I then went online to Staples and 24 hours later I had [...]

March 15, 2010

THE AMERICAN CHARACTER

How we are perceived has [...]

March 12, 2010

Hurricane Christie Hits New Jersey!

Hurricane Christie Hits New Jersey!

By Alan Caruba

When the news that Republican Chris Christie had been elected Governor of New Jersey first hit Washington, D.C. they began to hang black crepe over the windows in the White House.

This decidedly Democrat and politically liberal State had done something fairly extraordinary; a majority of the voters had concluded [...]

March 12, 2010

When Congress Cheats on Its Rules

When Congress Cheats on Its Rules
 
by John Armor 
 
We are apparently at crunch point on the efforts of President Obama, Speaker Pelosi in the House, and Majority Leader Reid in the Senate to pass by whatever means necessary the “health reform” bill. In the national debate, however, no one has asked whether the Supreme Court has [...]

March 11, 2010

Is there something wrong with this picture?

Today, like every weekday, I got in my car, after work, and head for home listening to NPR. I’ve been thinking about this for some time now and today, after hearing a piece on NPR about Kansas City, Missouri’s school board approving a plan to close 26 schools in one district and Cleveland, Ohio’s school [...]

March 11, 2010

An Open Letter to President Obama

Dear President Obama,

Hey, it’s Brandon again.

I recently read that you are inviting Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg to The White House to view the new HBO series The Pacific. I think that’s great. It’s very honorable that you are respecting these men who are chronicling the efforts of our uniformed men and women. I just [...]

March 8, 2010

FLATTEN GOVERNMENT

Don’t forget the [...]

March 5, 2010

Lies, Damned Lies, and Expert Testimony

Lies, Damned Lies, and Expert Testimony
 
by John Armor 
 
Before we get rolling, a pet peeve. Entirely too many reporters are too lazy to check their quotes. Time and again, they will say in their lede that “some wag referred to lies, damned lies, and statistics.” No, no, no. That was not “some wag;” that was the [...]

March 5, 2010

SOME MORE TEA ANYONE?

Why the Tea Party should remain [...]

February 24, 2010

Glenn Beck, Performer and Provocateur

Glenn Beck, Performer and Provocateur

By Alan Caruba

I watched Glenn Beck mesmerize the audience at the CPAC meeting that had begun so well with serious conservative speakers such as former Vice President Dick Cheney. However, it ended as a libertarian fun fest and Beck strikes me as the clown prince of libertarianism.

I find it beneficial when [...]

February 20, 2010

'President's Day, So?'

‘President’s Day, So?’
 
by John Armor 
 
Last week was “Presidents Day.”  We used to know it as George Washington’s Birthday.  But in the Nixon Administration it was changed to Presidents Day, to fold in Abraham Lincoln, save one federal holiday, and maybe to make a small number of Americans think better os Richard Nixon, because he was, [...]

February 19, 2010

Can Washington Meet the Demand to Cut Spending?

Can Washington Meet the Demand to Cut Spending?
Americans have reached a consensus. What’s lacking is trust.

 

President Obama’s decision to appoint Erskine Bowles and Alan Simpson to his bipartisan commission on government spending is politically shrewd and, in terms of policy, potentially helpful.

It is shrewd in that he is doing what he has been urged to [...]

February 16, 2010

Glenn Beck is Still A Fat, Angry, Crazy Person!

Things change a lot. Like the four seasons of the year, things come and go, rise and fall, sparkle and fade. We live in an uncertain world, where we lose things we hold dear without any warning. Luckily, there are some things that stay the same and will never, ever change.

Glenn Beck is one of [...]

February 12, 2010

The Off-Center President

The Off-Center President
Obama says he’d settle for a single term—and seems to mean it.

 

There is, I think, an amazing political fact right now that is hiding in plain sight and is rich with implications. It was there in President Obama’s Jan. 25, pre-State of the Union interview with ABC’s Diane Sawyer, who was pressing him [...]

February 10, 2010

What if an African American were elected President?

First of all it would be very difficult to elect an African American President in America today. There would have to be some sort of cataclysmic event like a massive meltdown of or economic system that would cause people to lurch violently left. But let’s just say that happened and an African American were elected. [...]

February 10, 2010

Somebody should tell President Obama He won the Election

President Obama can stop running now. Someone should really tell him that. He is still in campaign mode and wants to give those feel good speeches. The problem is the speeches don’t feel so good anymore and we really don’t need somebody running for an office he already won. Being President is not about approval [...]

February 10, 2010

So what was written on Sarah's Palm...George Bush?

Sarah reads from her palm. She mixes up names and trashes the English language and makes up little idioms like shout outs and six pack joes and hockey moms. She really isn’t into all that minutia of policy and stumbles around when pressed and mixes metaphors and trips over sound bytes and puts her pedagogy’s [...]

February 9, 2010

Question Time Isn’t the Answer

Question Time Isn’t the Answer
In the age of terror, America needs sober, bipartisan leadership.

 

There’s renewed interest in Question Time, or rather in the idea of trying to import in some fashion the British parliamentary institution whereby the prime minister appears each Wednesday in the House of Commons in order to take questions and debate. The [...]

February 6, 2010

Strategic success - tell it backwards

We have become accustomed to the idea that a great strategy is the triumph of a logical mind (or set of minds) over blind nature. Some incredible guys in a room came up with this brilliant idea and it took over the world. Think Microsoft. Think Neutron Jack Welch. Think Warren Buffett.

Think PR.

Why do we [...]

February 3, 2010

The National Madhouse

The National Madhouse

By Alan Caruba

If you think that you are going mad, based on the statements out of the White House and Congress, let me assure you that you are sane, but those in charge of governing the nation appear to have lost their wits.

The Democrat’s third-ranking House leader, Rep. James Clyburn (D-SC), during an [...]

February 1, 2010

“I am not an ideologue”

“I am not an ideologue.”
 
by John Armor
 
Last week, I wrote about 11 factually false statements in President Obama’s State of the Union address. Normally, one should not repeat the same subject next week. But, did you see the appearance of Obama before the Republicans meeting in Baltimore? I know that a few hundred of you [...]

January 30, 2010

All Obama, All the Time

All Obama, All the Time

By Alan Caruba

We are back to the Obama administration’s original theory of governance, “All Obama, all the time.” Having basked on the spotlight during his rather long State of the Union Speech, Obama addressed the Baltimore conference of Republican members of Congress with yet another familiar excuse, it’s all George W. [...]

January 29, 2010

The Obama Contradiction

The Obama Contradiction
Washington is sick and broken—and it can solve all our problems.

 

When you watch a president give a State of the Union Address on television, you’re always watching three people: the president at the podium, and the vice president and House speaker on the rise behind him. As a TV shot it’s awkward. The [...]

January 28, 2010

Sex, Lies, and the State of Union

Sex, Lies, and the State of Union
 
by John Armor 
 
I’m just a semi-retired lawyer, living on a gravel road in the Blue Ridge Mountains. But I am also an avid consumer of news in all forms. This is a test. I read none of today’s analyses of the State of the Union speech. Here are the [...]

January 28, 2010

Why We Vote

People are either Republican or Democrat, conservative or liberal. But this says nothing about why we vote. It is not issues. Issues are the window dressing we paint over our biases. The reason we vote the way we do goes back to childhood. Did we hear dad use the N word? Did we grow up [...]

January 28, 2010

Was Obama too inexperienced?

In the early days of Obama’s run for President a lot of people said he had no experience. Remember all those people who said this guy had just been a Senator for a couple years and did he really have the experience to walk into the ring and govern and be the leader of the [...]

January 28, 2010

The United States Can't Afford Ideologies Anymore

Guess what. We cant afford ideologies anymore. Like our credit  we have used them all up and at the end of the day they  mean nothing anyway. The Democrats are socialists and the Republicans are right wing fascists who want us all to be teabaggers now and the independents want to overthrow the government. Please. Those [...]

January 28, 2010

A Nation of Squatters--Poverty comes to the Suburbs

When I wrote my last novel Rocket Man about a man struggling to keep his home, I emphasized the chaos of the American Dream and threw everything but the kitchen sink at my poor main character. Now this fictional character seems to have moved down the pike into the mainstream of suburban America. A bank [...]

January 28, 2010

Tough State of the Union-Obama pulls no Punches

He could have given a feel good speech. There is no one who can give a better speech than Barack Obama. He can soar to the heavens and take us with his vision, his eloquence, his verbal acuity. But he did none of that. He told it like it is and it was a hard [...]

January 28, 2010

And, Now, for Some Good News!

And, Now, for Some Good News!

By Alan Caruba

After the State of the Union speech and the instant analyses on television and the punditry that follows on newspaper’s editorial pages and, of course, on news/opinion websites and countless blogs and forums, the tendency is likely to dwell on how it portends more of the same bad [...]

January 26, 2010

MY State of the Union

MY State of the Union

By Alan Caruba

Each one of us has their own “state of the union” so far as the economy is concerned. Much of the workforce receives a paycheck, but many of those jobs have ceased to exist. Other jobs involve contract services. A reported 10% of the workforce is unemployed and the [...]

January 23, 2010

Observing the Obvious

Observing the Obvious

By Alan Caruba

For the past two years, it has been obvious to a lot of conservatives and independents that we have a President whose elevator doesn’t go to the top floor. This is a seriously flawed person.

Anyone in law enforcement will tell you that there are few people, including serial killers, who “look” [...]

January 21, 2010

Do Not Mistake An Independent For A Moderate

Do Not Mistake An Independent For A Moderate
 
By
 
Ron Marr
www.troutwrapper.com
 
 
Life is funny. A year ago Barack Obama thought that he had a mandate to rule – not govern, but rule – as a totalitarian dictator. Now, it turns out the only mandate he can count on is dinner and a movie with Representative Bawney Fwank.
 
Oh, how [...]

January 19, 2010

Cambodia – Not drowning, but waving (and smiling, and nodding).

I first visited Cambodia in the late 80’s. It was dangerous place. Small factions of the Khmer Rouge were still at large in the jungle, sheltering Pol Pot. There was little rule of law, armed thugs roaming the litter-strewn streets of Phnom Penh, the capital. I was unable to travel outside the city for fear [...]

January 19, 2010

Ask not how Obama changed Washington…

After one year, President Obama has yet to defy the Nixon’s funeral rule and deliver change we can believe [...]

January 18, 2010

Return to Myanmar (Burma)

Two years ago, I visited Yangon and Mandalay, in Myanmar, to see for myself a country which our own Government was urging us not to visit. I found a marked contrast between the beautifully-tended boulevards and parks on the approach to each city – clearly showcases for visiting dignitaries – and the completely neglected downtown [...]

January 18, 2010

The Noble Lies and the Hypocrisy that Fuels a National Deceit

The Noble Lies and the Hypocrisy that Fuels a National Deceit

by Lloyd Lofthouse

It’s well known that many Americans have a short attention span due to watching too much TV and a shorter memory. It seems that Republicans believe that too. Anyone who has done the homework to understand how the current neo-conservative Republican leadership works [...]

January 15, 2010

Slug the Obama Story ‘Disconnect’

Slug the Obama Story ‘Disconnect’
Obama and the public are on different pages, if not different in books.

 

The first thing I learned in journalism is that every story has a name. At WEEI News Radio in Boston, the editor would label each story with one word, called a “slug,” and assign a writer to write it [...]

January 12, 2010

Race and Politics in America

Race and Politics in America

By Alan Caruba

Politics in America has always been about race. It began with the writing of the Constitution and the compromises made by the Founding Fathers in order to keep the southern states in the fold.

It can be found in the very first Article that makes reference to the “respective numbers, [...]

January 11, 2010

The Color Thing

Senator Harry Reid’s words that have eclipsed the news of late are not so much racism as how most of America feels about race. His stating that Barack Obama would not have been considered electable for president had he not been light skin and void of Negro dialect is something African Americans have dealt with [...]

January 9, 2010

Getting Control of Congress, Permanently

Getting Control of Congress, Permanently
 
by John Armor 
 
We are now experiencing a disconnect between national political leaders and the citizenry. Public support for congressional actions is low and falling, as are the president’s numbers. Public opposition to the health care bill, now passed in different forms in the House and Senate, is at 59% and rising.

In [...]

January 8, 2010

The Risk of Catastrophic Victory

The Risk of Catastrophic Victory
Obama is in the midst of one. Can the GOP avert one of their own?

 

Passage of the health-care bill will be, for the administration, a catastrophic victory. If it is voted through in time for the State of the Union Address, as President Obama hopes, half the chamber will rise to [...]

January 5, 2010

The Toothpaste Defense

Remember the “Twinkie Defense” Dan White used to explain why he killed Harvey Milk 25 years ago? White claimed he was made mentally unstable by ingesting Twinkies – ergo, too much sugar. Now in Boston we have Massachusetts State Senator Anthony Galluccio, who has been thrice charged with drunken driving [in the last instance, after [...]

January 1, 2010

Look Ahead With Stoicism – and Optimism

Look Ahead With Stoicism—and Optimism
While so many of our institutions have failed, we can repair them. The first step is to take personal responsibility.

The accomplished and sophisticated attorney was asked what attitude he was bringing to the new year. “Stoicism and mindless optimism,” he laughed, which sounded just about right. He meant it, he said, [...]

December 26, 2009

‘He Just Does What He Thinks Is Right’

‘He Just Does What He Thinks Is Right’

Cannon to the left of him, cannon to the right of him, cannon in front of him volley and thunder. That’s our president’s position on the political battlefield now, taking it from all sides. And the odd thing, the unique thing in terms of modern political history, is [...]

December 20, 2009

Demography Decides Everything

Demography Decides Everything

By Alan Caruba

When I listen to politicians arguing the merits of some piece of legislation, I am usually 99% sure they have no idea how demography-—population—-will affect the outcome of their grand schemes.

This is particularly true of advocates of fixed and often flawed ideas about the environment. Most “save the Earth” true believers [...]

December 17, 2009

Why You’re Broke

Why You’re Broke

By Alan Caruba

While it is incontestably true that a lot of people took out mortgage loans they could not afford to replay, it is just as true that they were encouraged to do so because banks were required by federal law to make these bad loans. Bankers even gave them an acronym, “Ninja” [...]

December 13, 2009

December 15 is Bill of Rights Day

December 15 is Bill of Rights Day

By Alan Caruba

December 15 is Bill of Rights day, a national holiday that was signed into law by Franklin Delano Roosevelt on that day in 1941. For those who know their history, that was just a week after the attack on Pearl Harbor that brought the United States into [...]

December 13, 2009

Obama Moves Toward Center Stage

Obama Moves Toward Center Stage
If he’s going to bow to something, it might as well be reality.

 

The political headline this week is that President Obama appears to be attempting to move toward the center, or what he believes is the center. We saw the big pivot in two major speeches, one on the economy and [...]

December 8, 2009

Reading What Isn’t There

Reading What Isn’t There
 
by John Armor 
 
As an avid follower of and writer on political and legal subjects for almost fifty years, I’ve gotten on many mailing lists from all parts of the political spectrum. This week I received the “2009 Scorecard on Campaign Reform” from an outfit named North Carolina Voters for Clean Elections. Sounds [...]

December 2, 2009

The Open-Ended War

The Open-Ended War

By Alan Caruba

As I listened to the President address the nation from West Point, I was reminded of how well he can deliver a speech. It’s like watching a slight-of-hand magician. You marvel at his dexterity, but you know he’s still skillfully fooling you.

The speech, given in the Eisenhower auditorium at West Point, [...]

November 29, 2009

He Can't Take Another Bow

He Can’t Take Another Bow
An icon of a White House that is coming to seem amateurish.

 

This week, two points in an emerging pointillist picture of a White House leaking support—not the support of voters, though polls there show steady decline, but in two core constituencies, Washington’s Democratic-journalistic establishment, and what might still be called the [...]

November 25, 2009

The Liebergrinch who Stole Healthcare Reform

Now Every Democrat down in the Senate liked healthcare reform a lot, but among the Democrats there was one who did not. The Liebergrinch hated healthcare reform – the whole Senate season. Now, please don’t ask why; no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or it could be [...]

November 17, 2009

Ga-Ga for Sarah

Ga-Ga for Sarah

By Alan Caruba

As we know from the 2008 campaign, every so often Americans go ga-ga over some politician. A relatively slim majority of the voters were convinced that Barack Obama was the first or second coming of a great new future filled with “change”; all of which has turned out for the worst.

The [...]

November 16, 2009

Why Lou Dobbs Had To Go

Even if we agree that our journalism is less than objective these days and television now resembles the carnival more than the domain of the Cronkite’s and the Murrow’s with hawkers yelling at us as we walk down the dusty aisles…that still doesn’t mean we can’t try for a representative news channel. You could never [...]

November 16, 2009

Maybe Americans Don't Want a Smart President

There is an old saying: never let anyone see how smart you are, they will cut you off at the knees. Certainly President Obama never heeded this little aphorism. He has shown us how smart he was time and again and he is paying a price. Smart people have to be careful. You do not [...]

November 16, 2009

The Politics of Oprah--This Is Not A Book Tour

Who can forget seeing Oprah with Barack at the big rally in Chicago? There she was the number one woman in America with sway over millions of American women and men and she was standing with the man who would change the world. Oprah loves Barack Obama. Let there be no mistake. She supported him, [...]

November 12, 2009

Just the Facts, Mr. President

Just the Facts, Mr. President
Approach Afghanistan with sheer, blunt logic and a clear plan.

The president has been taking time thinking about Afghanistan. I cannot see why this is bad. If he’s really thinking, he’s not dithering—thought can be harder than action, weighing plans as hard as choosing and executing one. A question of such consequence [...]

November 10, 2009

Maybe Healthcare Reform Is our Hoover Dam

In the depths of the Great Depression the United States government undertook the largest project in the United States to date–The Hoover Dam. Billed to provide electricity and water for the West from the Colorado river and to finally tame the Colorado so it would quit washing out farms–the dam was audacious. No one knew first [...]

November 9, 2009

Lets Hear it for Mr. Cao--Republican breaks ranks.

“I have a constitutional duty to make the right decision for my district whether or not the decision was popular.”

When was the last time we heard that? It gets better. “I had to make a decision based on the needs of the people in my district…a lot of my constituents are uninsured, a lot [...]

November 8, 2009

Wrecking America

Wrecking America

By Alan Caruba

I am always wary of conspiracy theories. Most can be explained away as shared ideologies which, in the case of the current and recently past Congresses and White Houses, can be described as socialism. It did not and does not matter which Party was or is in power.

The other explanation for the [...]

November 8, 2009

Insurance Companies Take Thirty Percent off the Top

I know a man whose job it is to call up doctors and hospitals and knock down their fees. He has a large home and shiny sports cars and acreage and stocks and bonds and his kids will go to Big Ten schools and he is very affable and is known as a man who [...]

November 8, 2009

The Recession Is Over! Really!

THE RECESSION IS OVER! So says President Barack Obama and government officials. Prosperity is right around the corner. REALLY? Now what corner is that prosperity lurking on? Herbert Hoover’s corner? The bankers corner? The auto manufacturers corner? AIG’s corner? The bail out execs with bonuses corner? Barack Obama’s corner? Geitner’s corner? I mean I must be [...]

November 8, 2009

The Third Party

You really should watch Glenn Beck to understand what is going on. The third party is here and it is a radical amalgam of disgruntled teabaggers and 9/12 ers who have coalesced around Republican contests and are now going to unleash their own far right candidates to purge the republicans of moderates and anyone else [...]

November 8, 2009

What do those elections mean for Obama?

I would think he gets it now. There is a subsonic rumbling in America. It breaks out like a volcano on the cable shows. Gas emits from the Palin Beck coalition in the name of taking back America. They took back the election in upstate New York and gave it to a Democrat. They took [...]

November 8, 2009

What does the far far right want?

At a white  people rally in front of the capitol yesterday Michele Bachmannn from Minnesota called for revolution. She threw a large stack of paper to the ground and whipped up Teabaggers, 9/12ers, closet  Klansmen, guntoters, and the assortment of middleaged white people who hold signs of Obama as Hitler, Healthcare as a concentration camp, [...]

November 8, 2009

Be Bold President Obama--Time to put people to work

Twenty three billion trees. That’s how many the Civilian Conservation Corps planted. Eight hundred new state parks. Millions of men taught to read and write and trained for future professions. Franklin Roosevelt’s baby brought charges of socialism and worse. Some thought he was trying to create a personal army the way Mussolini and Hitler were doing. [...]

November 8, 2009

Nancy Counts on Corruption

Nancy Counts on Corruption
 
by John Armor 
 
Nancy D’Alesandro Pelosi, Speaker of the House of Representatives, has regularly accused the Republicans in the House of displaying “a culture of corruption.” Yet the critical vote to get the House version of the health bill out of the House, demonstrates that Speaker Pelosi not only likes corruption, she counts [...]

November 8, 2009

Should there be a law against it?

In Britain it is now a criminal offence to make any statement which might incite racial hatred. So, if you go around saying that all Irishmen are stupid or all Welshmen are thieves, then you may well find yourself helping the police with their enquiries and facing a sharp fine or even a term of [...]

November 6, 2009

The Rose Garden Path

The Rose Garden Path
The White House has gotten bad at listening, and now it’s paying the price.

First thought on Tuesday’s elections: There’s a lot of firing going on in America, and now that includes politicians. Seems only fair and will likely continue. I don’t think voters in New Jersey and Virginia were saying, “Oh the [...]

October 30, 2009

Obama: Saluting for the Cameras

Obama: Saluting for the Cameras

By Alan Caruba

Presidents engage in all kinds of ceremonial events. Every Thanksgiving, they “pardon” a turkey so it doesn’t end up on the White House menu. They make sure they are photographed with the winning teams of various sporting series. Every Easter they can be found at the White House Egg [...]

October 30, 2009

We’re Governed by Callous Children

We’re Governed by Callous Children
Americans feel increasingly disheartened, and our leaders don’t even notice.

 

The new economic statistics put growth at a healthy 3.5% for the third quarter. We should be dancing in the streets. No one is, because no one has any faith in these numbers. Waves of money are sloshing through the system, creating [...]

October 27, 2009

The Pursuit of Happiness–the public option should be for everyone

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. So  if we are to take these words at their core and apply them to the year 2009 then we [...]

October 26, 2009

Seven Million Bucks a Week to Defeat Health Reform

Seven Million. That’s what insurance companies are spending a week to defeat this healthcare reform. Now why would that be? Is it because they are just so sure they are providing us the best healthcare out there and no other system could better serve the American public than the one where insurance companies decided who [...]

October 26, 2009

Speaker From The Black Lagoon

Speaker From The Black Lagoon
By
Ron Marr
www.troutwrapper.com
http://troutwrapper.blogspot.com/

Is it just me, or is Nancy Pelosi starting to look more and more like Marty Feldman? Every time I hear that grating
voice it seems as if she has ventured further into the world of cartoon and satire, as if someone hooked Smurfette up
to a thorazine drip. Those leviathan eyes [...]

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