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January 25, 2012

The embarrassed Republican: a glass half full vs Elmer FUD

We set ourselves up for the public smacking we took last night.  Stood strong, turned our chin at just the right angle for maximum contact, dressed in our best smug smile and the President’s haymaker punch knocked us all to the moon.  Nice job.

In truth, it was well deserved.  The party has nothing to show for the entirety of 2011. Not one positive note of change was sponsored by Republicans.  Every time the President tried to bargain we played him along and then pulled his chair out when he tried to sit down.  Ha, ha you loose, Mr. President.  We have elegantly trained Barack Obama to be a cynical, tough minded opponent.  All the first timer’s dreams of cooperation have been driven out of his plans.  Now he knows the score.  So it was no surprise he nailed the party last night by doubling down.

The best part was the juxtaposition of a brilliant State of the Union full of confidence and clarity and the “we’re all domed” rebuttal by Governor  Mitch Daniels.  It was like watching the talking dog act that follows the Ballet.

“What’s on top of a house, Mitch?”

“Ruff, Ruff!”

 

The President called for investment in American industry, we whine about unfairly taxing the richest .01%.

The President talks about how far we’ve come out of the recession, we counter with “Everything is actually worse!”

The President demands we retrain and invest in our workers, we counter with eliminating the minimum wage so we can fight China with our own dollar-a-day workforce.

The President talks about unprecedented cooperation with the rest of the world in imposing sanctions on Iran, we counter with “Nobody’s frightened of us anymore!”

The President begs for bills to keep money out of politics, to reform the tax code and take on serious immigration reform, we counter with “NOT ON YOUR NELLY!  We’re Broke! We’re Broke! We’re Broke!”

The President creates a financial crime investigation unit, a trade rules enforcement unit and a special unit to prosecute predatory lenders, and we counter with unzipping our pants and asking  “Want to see an Elephant?”

 

 

In short, countering a hopeful call for hard work on difficult problems with the same old ‘Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt’ rhetoric isn’t working.  Three years of looking totally unproductive and out of touch is taking it’s toll.  Even Eric Cantor looked like he was wondering if he was on the wrong side.  The President sounded very Republican last night.  I mean the old party, the one that was all about investment in American business.  The one that would have looked at an effective 0% borrowing rate and said “We’ll take all the Money China can give us, build the best infrastructure in the world and then whip their ass.”

However, the new Republican ideal is to sell discount coupons for the gas chamber, and raffle off  “line upgrades”  so the lucky ones don’t have to wait in the back.  We’re coming out of the recession and as the news gets better every day we have three years of obstructionist egg on our faces.  It looks very much like we did nothing to help and everything to slow the process down.

The voices that say that are getting louder as well, it’s becoming more and more difficult to keep up a believable “Alternate reality” of indebted doom.  Even the Tea party is losing steam.  The old anger isn’t there anymore, people just don’t want to hear it, they’re tired of depression and are looking at the hopeful signs.  We can point at “Europe” and scream “See, see, this is what will happen to us!” but even the EU is getting it’s act together.   Negativity is dying, it was never that good a tool anyway.

The 2012 elections are fast approaching and we have two crappy candidates, that we don’t even like, and no plan except “What ever he says is wrong!”  Meanwhile the President looks like a decisive, effective, long range planner.   Oh well, think about it this way – We’ll have 5 years to pay off the debts for this failed attempt at a campaign, 5 years to have a good think about what ever the hell it is we’re doing, and at least 4 years good fishing time when they kick half of us out of congress as well.

 

Copyright Prentiss Gray 2011

Prentiss Gray is a writer and columnist and currently writes the Domesti-Tech Blog for Gannett.  He can be reached through his website at www.prentissgray.com  

 

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Prentiss Gray

Prentiss Gray is a writer/columnist/blogger from New Jersey. After 27 years as a Information Systems consultant and the death of his wife of 21 years, he returned to his roots as a writer, creating the national column Adventures of the Lone Dad/ Daddy chronicles. He now Blogs for Gannet on domestic technology, and writes feature pieces and stories for general publication. He is a member of the American Society of Journalists and Authors and contributes to Bloomberg News, Daily Record, Gannett and the Tribune Syndicate.

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5 comments to The embarrassed Republican: a glass half full vs Elmer FUD

  • mistermuse

    The other day I heard a Republican pol still excoriating Obama for bailing out GM and Chrysler. I “get” the denounciation of the failed Solyndra loan, but the GM/Chrysler rescue saved the American auto industry and untold numbers of jobs, with no eventual loss to taxpayers. Hey, you win some and you lose some – you at least gotta try. What this country needs is more pragmatic politicians, Republican or Democrat, and fewer ideologues.

  • mistermuse

    Ed, I don’t know the history of the Solyndra loan, but when it comes to politics, facts usually seem to take second place to what politicians make of them anyway. The Republicans blame Obama for the Solyndra loan, regardless of who originated it, so beyond setting the record straight, I don’t blame either Bush or Obama for “you at least gotta try” (though, with hindsight, it appears that overly-rosy financial projections should have been questioned more skeptically).

  • We should also count in the expectation that the Government was supposed to subsidize the solar industry the way China has. That was the Solyndra’s expectation, without that they could never sell enough to reach a level of production where it would no longer be required. The “Energy” companies killed that idea. If Solyndra had the oil company subsidies I’d be buying their panels instead of Chinese ones.

    I was also stunned to learn that a lot of fracking research was publicly funded, did everyone know that but me?

  • Michael Crumling

    Not to be a contrarian, but I think you have missed something. On Jan 9, 2009 the Bush Energy Department failed to approve the deal and it was relinquished to the nether world indefinitely seeking “more information.”

    The Obama administration itself noted that cash flow would run out in September 2011, and as it went bankrupt on August 31, 2011,they did they deal anyway knowing that. Several Obama administration officials including the Vice President pushed the deal through. So to dump this on Bush too, is totally unfair.

    I’m tired of hearing 3 years in, that the blame for everything belongs to Bush. That isn’t true. When do big boys accept responsibility for their own actions or lack thereof?

  • Michael Crumling

    It is true that China gives subsidy to their industry. That is a major problem vis-a-vis fair trade. But once again, it is foolish to count on the government to do things it hasn’t already done, and in some ways shouldn’t be doing.

    I do think it time to stop the selective use of facts as mistermuse suggests. Can’t someone just tell us the truth about things without shading it or twisting it out of shape? All-in-all, I care less about the blame game, or party politics, than I do about real constitutional solutions…

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