Whatever it takes. That’s what it is now. You don’t want to leave this planet without your fifteen nanoseconods. The woman who had a zillion babies proved that one. Her own show and book deal just for having more babies than anyone else. Now we have the parents who decided to throw the dice on a balloon hoax that might or might now pay off. Prosecution and restitution might be the payoff, but the wheels could be turning elsewhere.
Well you know they did rivet the nation. Hmmm. I got it! Who can pull the biggest HOAX. We’ll get people from all over the country with this one. Just hang that carrot of quicksilver fame out there. You pull off the biggest HOAX and you get your own show. They’ll pour in by the thousands. We pick the best ones and the one that fools the most people gets the best prize. We’ll use the boys parents to MC. Perfect.
Now they might do a little jailtime so we might have to wait on that. Nahhhh. They’ll plea it down. I mean this baby can’t miss. What do people crave more than anything else in this country, more than money, family, loved ones, spouses….you know it…FAME. HOAX is perfect that way. They will do all the work for us and we let them MC the show or promise to give them a show or just let them mug on television for a while and they will be happy. HOAX! You know get that couple on the phone and see who’s paying for their legal defense. I mean we may have to spend a little, but they really would be perfect for the pilot.
